So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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