so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
