So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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