Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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