remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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