margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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