idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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