sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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