i would punch a child for taco bell
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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