Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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