OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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