I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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