Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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