Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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