Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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