"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
