so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ketchup is God's man juice
Operation Purity has been aborted
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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