physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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