He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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