me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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