This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dicks are not precious.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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