yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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