i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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