Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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