So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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