Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I want to have your abortion
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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