We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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