i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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