Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He did a backflip because drugs
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