Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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