yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
