Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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