Cold hands, warm shart.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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