can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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