Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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