Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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