Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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