I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
