Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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