Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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