Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
try to milk me bitch
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