Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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