GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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