I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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