Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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