Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I need you to use more vowels.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
