you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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