I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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