I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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