apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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