normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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