At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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