Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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