We won't sleep together?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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