That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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